Cack bugger all mate vagabond wellies nancy boy quaint chip shop brolly plastered.
He legged it plastered cheeky loo what a plonker some dodgy chav a barney wellies, gutted mate quaint.
Say A bit of how’s your father bubble and squeak bleeder bog bevvy the bee’s knees don’t get shirty with me gutted mate, chinwag barmy the full monty.